Random Thoughts 9: Cuba Stories, and Other Stuff

It has been a while since I actually did a “Random Thoughts” post. If you’re not familiar with how this works, it is basically thoughts I have that are too long to be tweeted on Twitter, and too short to be actually made into a proper blog post. So I collect them into one single blog post. The “Random Thoughts” blogs tend to be a lot more fun for me to write and tend to be on the lighter side of things (though there are some occasional serious thoughts as well).

Well, let’s get into it, and I will start with the Cuba vacation I had not too long ago. I already talked about the hotel we stayed at, but now I’ll talk about some of the experiences I had.

The very first time we went to the disco to drink and party, we met some very interesting people there, including some Brits, and Cuban locals. But the people who made the biggest impression on me that night were a lesbian couple who were vigorously making out all over the dance floor. Security tried to get these two girls to stop, but they kept going at it. One of the girls wanted to make out with my cousin, but she flatly refused. The final act the lesbian couple did that managed to get the disco shut down was when they laid down on the bench and started having sex, right there, in the view of everyone in the disco. Security came in and kicked out everyone, while the drunken lesbian couple was arguing with security. Shit was going to go down, so we left.

There was another time we had at the disco. We were chilling, drinking and on the dance floor when this random girl took my drink and started drinking it. Well, she was pretty hot, so we began to chat, while she kept stealing my drink (drinks were free, by the way). Then when I asked her for a dance, she blew me off! What a bitch! She has the audacity to steal two of my drink, but she wouldn’t give me a wine? That’s straight disrespect.

I don’t think I have ever seen an actual ugly girl in Cuba. All the local young girls (18-30) were amazingly fit, and very sexy. Would love to take one home, but I don’t think the Cuban government would permit that. Also, there are a lot of nice classic cars in Cuba as well.

At the resort, there would always be a small dog wandering around. I resisted every part of my body to want to see how far I could kick that dog.

Olympic Closing Ceremony Thoughts: I watched Austin Powers instead. I have no regrets.

Last thought: I come from a family who loves to put pepper sauce on everything. Not just on the food that would regularly need it, but on regular food that people would never think of putting pepper sauce on, such as pasta, and various breakfast items. Now, if you are someone who likes to put pepper sauce on every food imaginable, then do you really know what good food is? If you are cooking food, and you have to put loads of pepper sauce on your already cooked food, then you are simply not a good cook. You can’t appreciate the food for what it really is.

That’s all for this edition, the next one should be coming soon. Peace.