Random Thoughts 2: The “Mascot” Edition

Here is part 2 of my “Random Thoughts” series. It’s just more of my thoughts on the world. Hope you enjoy…

All hail the weird looking mascot in the picture. Actually that is the mascot of this year’s Copa America being held in Argentina. At first I thought it was kind of creepy, but the more I saw it, the more innocent and harmless it became to me.

I finally did it. I got rid of my Facebook account. It wasn’t easy, but in one of my previous articles, I described my annoyance with it. Well, I got so annoyed with the amount of bitching and narcissism in Facebook that I finally decided to shut it down.  Getting rid of my Facebook account has made me more of a happier person, probably because I don’t have to compare myself to anyone anymore. I don’t know if I will be coming back, maybe some time next year. Until then, good riddance Facebook!

So I was driving today, windows down, music blasting, until I see a quartet of really attractive girls walking on the sidewalk. Not surprisingly, and because I’m a guy, I look at them. One of them was wearing a sexy looking shirt with some really short jean shorts. Another one was wearing a cute tank top, with a short skirt. You all get the idea right? Well, because I was staring at these fine ladies, I fail to see the car in front of me and I stop just in time to avoid a fender-bender with the car in front of me. See, I’m fairly convinced that guys that are driving and watching attractive girls on the side of the road can cause an accident, simply because the girls are attractive. How can we solve this? Actually I have no idea, maybe not look at the girls next time.

I’ve only just now heard of this whole “planking” thing, and I think it’s really retarded. Why would you want to lay face down, arms on your side on something while someone takes a picture of you? I think this fad is really stupid and it only got stupider when there were pictures of Manchester City players doing it (See the idiot Micah Richards in the picture). Also, apparently planking has its origins in slavery.

Last thought: If the newspaper collection kid wants his collection money, DO NOT tell the kid to “fuck off”, unless you want his angry parents to come to your house…

Later…